Saturday, November 6, 2010

According to the Chicago Tribune...

According to the Chicago Tribune, the following statistic was given in the press notes for the June 7 Chicago-Oakland game:
The Oakland Athletics are 32-0 in games in which they have scored more runs than their opponents.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor3.shtml

Did you hear about Yankee...

Did you hear about Yankee stadium falling apart? A huge beam fell through the deteriorating roof. In fact, this was the first time the Yankees have had a problem with crack without it resulting in the suspension of a player.

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/baseball-jokes

Baseball very funny game ...

Confucius Say: Baseball very funny game - man with four balls, no can walk!

http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/baseball-jokes

Comedian Rich Hall said ...

Comedian Rich Hall said he figured out why Pete Rose isn`t in the Hall of Fame. "Pete was probably sitting in some bar and told this guy he wouldn`t make the Hall of Fame." "That`s crazy,`` the guy replies, "Of course, you can get in. Look at all the records you set" "Bet you a million bucks I don`t get elected."
 

Bill Clinton was at a baseball...

Bill Clinton was at a baseball game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear. President Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."